Q: How do I make meetings shorter? WRONK: Start with the closing remarks. If challenged, say you are working backwards from success.
THE COMMUNITY
POND.
Memes. Tiny disasters. Duck mythology. Take a look around.
Starter fan lore — The Department of Wrong held a meeting to investigate excess meetings. Minutes were taken by a clock. The clock asked for its minutes back.
From the meme department: this could have been an email.
I joined the wrong video call and agreed to deliver a project called Project Project. Nobody can explain it.
Q: How do I organize my morning? WRONK: Put breakfast at the top of your to-do list. Congratulations: you are already eating into the workload.
Starter fan lore — Wronk appointed a slice of bread as treasurer. The first budget disappeared at lunch. He called it a liquid lunch, despite several witnesses confirming it was toast.
From the meme department: my five-year plan.
I made a to-do list, spilled cereal on it, and completed breakfast instead.